When i was using the computer, and watching some youtube stuffs, suddenly, i saw something, i freak out. Cause it really shocked me. lols. A cockroach slightly or maybe more than slightly bigger than my thumb was crawling beside my speaker, which is really close to the mouse i was holding...-.-. Its one of the biggest cockroach i have seen in my life! lols. Its legs like hairy hairy one. Wa lao, the thought of it make me puke. lols. Then i realised, i've gotta catch it, CAUSE NO ONE IS AT HOME!!! lols. i hurry to the kitchen to get some newspaper, so i wouldnt lose it. I ran there and back, and luckily it was still there, i move my computer and mouse and speakers really slowly, and i mean really. lols. I was surprised it didnt move at all. Its so freaking big!!! When there was space for me to crash it, i...BANG!!! I hold really tight down to the newspaper, to make sure it cant escape. But when i brought the newspaper up, it was not there. And yes, i did squeezed the newspaper...-.-. I was so scared that it would fly, fly around like those stereotype big cockroaches would. And maybe fly into my mouth while screaming, lols. So comical, lols. BUT it didnt. lols. it run behind my computer and got stuck at a dead end, i didnt fly, didnt climb up the wall. ONE REALLY WEIRD COCKROACH. It was like limbing because i think i injure its hind legs. lols. it crawl in a weird way. Then i move everything again. AND...BANG!!! Haha! This time i hold really really tight down and in additon, i press down the side really hard to make sure that it has NO WAY OUT! HAHA! I WIN!! lols! i FUCKING caught the bloody BIG cockroach! VICTORY! When holding it down my hands were trembling, cause i was so nervous. lols. I quickly crash the newspaper and ran to the kitchen to dumb it down the rubbish chute. i sigh for relief, lols. I never catch a cockroach before to be honest. yaya! whatever you might say. i dont care. lols.
I WIN!
Hope the MYE would be like that bloody cockroach, BANG! and die. haha!